Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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