Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Randomize
