She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
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Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
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Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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