i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Two words: nipple clamps
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