what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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