No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
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We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
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It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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