i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
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She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
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So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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