It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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