No subtext here. People are naked.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
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Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
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there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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