ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Enjoy the penises
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Randomize
