question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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