then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
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I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
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We had sex on a dog bed..
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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