I am puke
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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