Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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