Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
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His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
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I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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