I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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