So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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