I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
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Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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