Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
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my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
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After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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