I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Randomize
