Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize
