Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
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everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
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When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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