hell yes lets make some ravioli
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
