And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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