Apparently you make a good broom.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
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hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
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how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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