since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
so much tequila, so little girl.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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