heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
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you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
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Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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