There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
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Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
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Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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