Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
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Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
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I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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