Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
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he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
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You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
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