Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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