No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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