I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
You can't special order awesome
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
