would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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