quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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