I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
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Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
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He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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