Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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