I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
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I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
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I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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