yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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