Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
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Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
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I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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