I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
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Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
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I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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