I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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