I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
