Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
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This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
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Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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