My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
We are all done wearing pants today
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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