He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
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carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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