why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
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i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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