Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
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Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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