Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
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Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
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So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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