Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
