all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
