It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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