Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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