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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen

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  19 People Did The Wildest Things When They Were Black-Out Drunk

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.

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• (415): View more from California

  I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc

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• (361): View more from Texas

  Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!

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  21 Signs That A Dude is Probably Insane

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'

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• (817): View more from Texas

  do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.

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• (845): View more from New York

  I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit

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• (518): View more from New York

  I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today

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