ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"