Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
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I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
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idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...