before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I AM VODKA MAN
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Randomize
