he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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